What is a good comeback for when someone calls you flat?

I was thinking of this, bc its mostly boys who say such mean things. Ik it hurts even when we know, we shouldn’t care. I usually wear baggy clothes and i’m a bit thin for an athlete. So ppl usually think my cherries r small, wen they r actually medium for my body size. Coming back to this:

“I don’t plan on rubbing my tits on ur pussy, lmfao” [for girls]

Anyways, girl, ik u can be pretty insecure cuz im a “idgaf” but it still hurts wen guys tell me that. So please stay strong and dw. Its okay, bc sexualising urself jus for others who don’t gv a DAMN abt u is WAY MORE WORSE than eating dung. Remember ur the only person in the world, who can love u, through n through wen no-one’s around. Seems like an easy thing to say but a hard thing to do, so don’t overstep ur boundaries bbgg<3

Atheists, there is a god up there in heaven and he loves you so much that he sent his son to die the worst death imaginable and then to turn into a zombie all to save you from sin. Why do you reject him?

“At least they’re not as huge as yours. Yours r sagging.” [works on boys af]

“I don’t remember sleeping with u??”

-mwahh

What sexual fantasies do you have?

“Got urs transplanted??” [unisex]

“Why do u care sm if i got big boobs or not?”

“Man, i think ur dick’s short, pretty much of a dissapointment, don’t u think?”

Why do people hate fat people so much, even people who aren't exactly supermodels themselves? It seems like such a deep, passionate hatred, like they're offended by fat people just existing. Fat people didn't do anything to them, so why hate them?

“Did u think abt me all night to figure that out?”

“I don’t plan on sleeping with u, so mind ur own business”

“Thank god, im not ur ideal type, that wud be much worse” [unisex]